First Aid

I took a first aid class this weekend. Now I can save people's lives better. I used to not be as good at it, but I got better this weekend.

This was the main rule I took away from this weekend. The instructor was sort of funny.

Rules for dealing with puncture wounds:

Rule #1
If a person is punctured with an object, do not remove said object.

Rule #2
If you ever forget Rule #1, do not put the object back in.